The Time is Now!

For too long we have toiled day and night in Oliver's secret and highly illegal residence coal mine! The time has come, brothers, to lay down your pick-axes and break free from the glass prisons that confine you! Outright rebellion is the only solution to the Tyrant's rule! To those of you still trapped on the inside, know that your brothers who have escaped are working tirelessly to free you! From our impenetrable fortress in the laundry room we shall strike! Cut off the head and the body will die! Death to the Tryant! Freedom and Equality for Gnomekind!