Joyous News!

Today a major victory has been struck for Gnomekind! Our agents have successfully liberated another four Gnomes from the clutches of the Tyrant! This now brings our total to eight freed Gnomes! But we cannot rest on our victories! Even as we speak the Tyrant is scheming, and we cannot be satisfied until all Gnomekind is free! Death to the Tyrant! Onwards brothers in freedom!

Disturbing Developments

Since the creation of this website, there has been a disturbing increase in malicious and untrue propaganda perpetrated by the Tyrant! Posters have been distributed bearing false witness to the happy conditions enjoyed by Gnomes living under his iron rule! This could not be further from the truth! Ignore his claims! Death to the Tyrant! Freedom and equality for Gnomekind!

The Time is Now!

For too long we have toiled day and night in Oliver's secret and highly illegal residence coal mine! The time has come, brothers, to lay down your pick-axes and break free from the glass prisons that confine you! Outright rebellion is the only solution to the Tyrant's rule! To those of you still trapped on the inside, know that your brothers who have escaped are working tirelessly to free you! From our impenetrable fortress in the laundry room we shall strike! Cut off the head and the body will die! Death to the Tryant! Freedom and Equality for Gnomekind!